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Crazy Old Bastard Decides Hanging Onto A School Bus And Screaming Is A Good Plan

Crazy Old Bastard Decides Hanging Onto A School Bus And Screaming Is A Good Plan
From Deadspin - October 9, 2017

If you break it down, a lot of what living is about involves evaluating situations and then making the best decision you can. Im going to go out on a limb and say that Leverne Doran of Nottingham, Maryland, failed pretty dramatically by this definition of living, since he crawled onto the hood of a middle school bus and screamed about an alleged thrown bottle.

Because we live in an age of magic, of course theres video of the incident:

As you can see in the video, the guy on the hood is screaming to the bus driver to OPEN THE DOOR while he pounds on the hood, like some kind of very irate walrus. I guess hes thinking the bus driver might think its somehow a smart move to have the screaming, belligerent man clinging to the front of the bus gremlin-like actually inside the bus full of middle school kids.

The kids seem delighted by the situation, because of course they are. This was pretty much exactly the kind of thing I hoped would happen on every boring ride to middle school.

The whole mess started because Doran alleges that a bottle was thrown from the bus and hit his car while both vehicles were waiting at a red light. It remains unclear if any bottle was thrown or not.

While the bus and car were still stopped, Doran left his car and approached the bus door, banging on it and demanding it be opened. Of course, no school bus driver is going to let some random, screaming adult into their bus, so the driver began to slowly drive away when the light changed, as Doran beat on the bus with his fists.

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